Our researchers

Members of our research staff have trained at some of what some consider the most advanced research institutions in this and other countries.  They also drank a lot, especially on weekends, but that doesn’t have a lot to do with their qualifications so we shall mention it no further.  They also watch a lot of television and surf the internet for hours and hours each day, searching for new maladies and conditions for which a placebo may just be the best answer.