Placebo Labs

Aren’t you people scum?

admin — Fri, 28 May 2010 22:48:01 +0000

Actually, no. Folks ask us all the time why we aren’t arrested for selling placebos to people, and our response is that it isn’t illegal to sell folks placebos as long as you tell them they’re placebos. I mean, if the folks who make “Airborne” somehow have managed to stay out of jail I think we’re on firm legal grounds.

We’ve made another aquisition!

admin — Fri, 28 May 2010 06:40:00 +0000

Placebo Labs is pleased to announce that we have acquired the assets and intellectual property of “Penis Reduction Pills.com” from its founder, Richard Magnus. Penis Reduction Pills.com, established in 1946 and re-established in 2006, sells penis reducing placebos and so is in the same market as Placebo Labs. The two product lines will be merged, and Richard Magnus will become a vice president of Placebo Labs.

Real science stuff

admin — Thu, 27 May 2010 00:09:17 +0000

Real scientists use things like beakers and flasks and test tubes to do real science, and here we show some of the types of glassware that might be used by our researchers if and when they were engaged in plabeco-related investigations.

Lady doctors agree

admin — Wed, 26 May 2010 04:31:42 +0000

Four out of seven lady doctors agree that placebos from “Placebo Labs” are equally effective as placebos from other sources.

Placebo Labs Headquarters

admin — Wed, 26 May 2010 01:23:57 +0000

Located in sunny California, researchers at Placebo Labs world headquarters are busy every day investigating new uses for Placebos.